Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Sequel to Cliché. In which two familiar people never really want whatever relationship they have left to end. And the other younger two don't know how to start.

"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"

"Ignore their stares, they do nothing but remind you that you are alive." When Alexandra Knight was offered a rare scholarship to attend the most prestigious boarding school in Europe, she didn't have to think twice before accepting it. It doesn't take long for her schoolmates to notice that she is different from them, and Alexandra quickly becomes the centre of attention when she runs, quite literally, into the most popular boy in school- just not in a good way. • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • THE ROYALS SERIES, pt.1 Copyrighted.

"you run away from you're shadow There's more than you can see you say floating away from the crowd to try to never be seen again what are you hiding from,love what is that scares you? is it the world behind your back? or is it you being you?" (from author to main character.) I starred into my rescuer's piercing green eyes,I can't help but get lost in them as he looked down upon me. "We have got to stop meeting like this"he sent me a boyish smirk and placed me back on my two feet.... (excerpt) Everyone is born pure-no evil in their hearts, but they can't stay a saint forever. History is probably the worst thing ever and I'm not talking about the subject, if that's what you're assuming, No I'm talking about history as in the past that make us who we are-that changes us. People change due to certain circumstances.Some change because of jealousy, some change because of mistrust, some change even due to parental pressure. Have you ever wondered why? Why a girl throws herself at guys? Is her dignity not important to her? No we don't think about that.We just judge her.We don't know people's past and already name them a bitch.We don't see the lonely guy behind every player.We just don't look for anything.That's the biggest problem. We don't try. We don't try to find out, we don't dig deep enough to look for someone's's inner demons.We don't look for their real selves.Why would we when we ourselves aren't even real? Rosetta Carlson is sarcastic cold hearted bitch...atleast that's what everyone else thinks.But there has to be a reason for her attitude and no it's not towards everyone just mostly the guys. Jay Stone, you can say he was a player but what happens when this young gentleman(boy) falls for our bitch Rosetta? Will she grant him the access to her heart?Will he ever be able to break down her walls without shattering her heart again? Will she ever let him do all that despite her past? Cover by Logina_s

Once a potato flew around a room before ryan came in. It made a mess everywhere. Ryan grabbed the stopid potato and chopped it into tall thin slices. Then ryan prepared a pot filled with boiling sizzling shmexy spicy hot llama oil. He took them and threw them like nothing but they were EVERYTHING. in the pot they turned into golden fries. But the most sad thing is that the potato family saw their own babies getting fried in hell for no reason. The parents already warned their kids to never fly around ryan's room they were never listening. A story of a potato, rip. You will always be remebered baby potatoes. We love you, we miss you. You are such an idol for the potatoes all around the world. VOTE IF YOU CRIED. "":( I did while I was writing this. check story of a ........... next --->

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."