Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Sequel to Cliché. In which two familiar people never really want whatever relationship they have left to end. And the other younger two don't know how to start.
"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"
"Ignore their stares, they do nothing but remind you that you are alive." When Alexandra Knight was offered a rare scholarship to attend the most prestigious boarding school in Europe, she didn't have to think twice before accepting it. It doesn't take long for her schoolmates to notice that she is different from them...
"you run away from you're shadow There's more than you can see you say floating away from the crowd to try to never be seen again what are you hiding from,love what is that scares you? is it the world behind your back? or is it you being you?" (from author to main character.) I...
Once a potato flew around a room before ryan came in. It made a mess everywhere. Ryan grabbed the stopid potato and chopped it into tall thin slices. Then ryan prepared a pot filled with boiling sizzling shmexy spicy hot llama oil. He took them and threw them like nothing but they were EVERYTHING. in the pot they turn...
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."