Soldier is bored and can't stand living 1 millisecond without the Z A Z A, so he goes on a legendary quest to find some. But it will not be that easy!! On the way he will fight legendary battles, find new friends, and perform other unspeakable acts that I won't even being to try to explain. Enjoy!

A Work In Progress erotic fanfiction featuring Protegent Antivirus's mascot, Proto. Contains adult content. I haven't updated this in at least a year, but I have plans to revive this godawful shitpost