(Warning kind of gory) Russia absolutely can't stand the sound of America's voice. When America comes over uninvited with a couple of drinks Russia unexpectedly slits America's throat. He isolates America in his home and enjoy's the fact that America can't speak anymore. Although as the months go by America begins to get used to and almost enjoys his forced silence; something Russia can't seem to understand, until he stumbles upon one of America's many written letters. When Russia is trash talked at a meeting he storms out on America during blizzard. They learn that their lonely pain and angst towards the world are not so different.

Arthur Kirkland, high schooler, depressed, unpopular prep student. Francis Bonnefoy, high schooler, popular, fashionable, ladies love him, partying every night. Arthur wants to be loved. Francis wants someone to love. When the two meet, a blaze erupts.

Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank and suddenly think to yourself, "Wow! I'd love to feel my heart shatter upon hearing an awful DanganRonpa joke that makes light of my favorite characters' deaths!" ...No? You don't? Well, that's too bad! You'll be getting exactly that in this book. Get ready to read some of the worst DanganRonpa-based puns, pick up lines, scenarios, and more! These jokes will hopefully inspire at least an annoyed groan that lowers your faith in humanity. Brace yourself, because these all come with a slight trigger warning. Enjoy! If you can... || While the majority of these jokes are my own, some are taken directly from the Internet. All content belongs to their respectful owners. ||

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France has been in love with England ever since they were children. Now, at the world meeting during Valentine's Day, he's planning to make him his. FrUK Human Names Used I don't own Hetalia. If I did, FrUK would be completely canon.