"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"

"hey, can i get an order of your mcdick?" in which michael stops by mcdonald's every day to see the pretty blond boy working there. sexual!michael innocent!luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

"oh fuck! i'm so sorry!" in which michael forgets to lock the door in his changing room and luke accidentally walks in. feminine!michael horny!luke (warning : there's a lot of smut going on ) - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

"hey!" "uh, me no speak english" in which michael's pretends not to speak english so the annoying blond will stop bothering him. social!luke rude!michael - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

On Wednesdays we wair plaid.

Luke was diagnosed with PeterPan Syndrome when he was 10. Although many make fun of him Michael finds Luke intriguing and..........adorable?

in which michael sucks at driving and luke is a cop who's constantly pulling him over. bad driver! michael asshole cop! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

[completed] in which michael finds himself falling for the schools biggest fuckboy. awkward! michael fuckboy! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

"top or bottom?" "ex-excuse me?" "do you want the top bunk or bottom bunk?" in which luke has a dirty mind as well as a crush on his roommate. tops!michael bottoms!luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.