I am no longer taking submissions, so please don't ask. First published June 2, 2015.

a happy place on watt pad where you can enjoy adorable animals with me. Beware I'm weird, 🥝

Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

Hi, my name is Bella, and I'm just the ordinary teenage girl. Um, WRONG! I'm a mermaid. Yeah, you read it right. A mermaid. I live off the coast of Hawaii where sailors come and go. Oh, and no, I'm not some creepy siren who drags men out to sea. I'm just a peaceful little mermaid. Anyways, one day while coming close to the shore, I saw a very attractive young boy surfing. And when a wave took him under and he didn't come up, I swam to him and rescued him.. And I'm pretty sure he saw me before he blacked out. Woops. All copyright to XxCloverheartxX Story in editing

The title is kinda self explanatory

Emily Carver has had a horrible childhood. Her mother died when she was 12. Now Emily is turning 16 and hopes desperately that something for the better will happen. But it all starts with the moon!

It is difficult to express oneself. Especially when you have so much going on inside your mind, but no one who will listen to it.

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Selkies are the seal people of Scottish legend.They can shed their seal skin and become human, or keep it on and remain a seal. Ronan, a selkie himself, is in love with a girl on land, Maggie. But he can't stay with her; he will die. Maggie cannot go into the ocean with him; she will drown. And when Maggie's drunk and destructive "boyfriend" comes into the mix, life becomes about keeping Ronan alive, and keeping Maggie away from the dangers that now plague her. This isn't PG-13 yet! Yay! But I'm warning you, there's some unsavoury language in there.