Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. Except Philly. No Homo though. This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.

That one book where a kid posts pics and rants. Hey. Cover by Nikki~<3

Filled with sad sayings and quotes. Warning: you'll probably feel sad. Read at your own risk **None of these quotes/sayings are written by me unless stated otherwise** ☻ I'm always here if u need someone to talk to, just message me :) [Highest Rank in Poetry: #1 as of 12/9/2016] ♚♚♚