stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said story are real, however I should inform you that some details have been altered and exaggerated over the passing years so believe as much as you wish... ~~~ Seventeen years after the tragic attack on the Scottish Kingdom, Rosalie is leading a simple life with her Aunt and Uncle in England. Their lives are soon turned upside down when an unwelcome visitor calls upon their cottage. Running for her life Rose stumbles upon the help of Georgiana, Princess of England. Introduced to a whole new way of life, Rose finds herself falling for Georgiana's older brother, Alexander. Lust and power are a dangerous combination and Rose soon finds herself caught in the middle of a treacherous plot. The Kingdom may not be the safest place to stay after all. [[word count: 50,000-100,000 words]]

"Being kidnapped once is just crazy, but being kidnapped twice. Crazy would be an understatement." Ivory Chance's bucket list: 1. Get kidnapped by three insanely hot guys. 2. Show them my ninja moves and beat their asses 3. Get kidnapped twice 4. Scream on top of your lung saying "Rape, their rapping me." 5. Disfigure one of my kidnappers face 6. Punch a very sexy man in the balls 7. And maybe fall in love with my kidnapper? Note: My sarcasm is high above the ceiling, just so you know In a span of one week Ivory Chance has already cause havoc in Paradise, a small town that she's currently living with her father. First she gets into a fight with Bitchzilla , then she punched a jock who insulted her for being 'a ugly piece of shit'. But what really takes the golden trophy is being kidnapped, twice. Yes you heard me, I Ivory Chance the ugly piece of shit is being kidnapped for no apparent reason. But never did I expect that a fucking Greek God Kidnapped Me. •••• A little caution in the air, since I've been getting a lot of feedbacks on how my book should lessen the swearing. So I'm going to flat out tell you that... THIS CONTAINS ALOT OF SWEARING, LIKE LITERALLY A SHITLOAD OF IT AND THERE WILL LOTS OF GRAMMATICAL ERROR, WE'RE ALL HUMAMS HERE PEOPLE, SO CHILL YO ASS, BESIDES ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE. Thats all. Enjoy the book! {Due to writer block, college, and life. The book is on hold for now. Hope all of you understand }

Taehyung X reader. Bloodsucking vampire, Kim Taehyung, comes across a beautiful girl in the streets. Can a vampire love someone? Will Taehyung be able to control himself? Read to find out! <New chapter coming soon!> -Mint_Yoongi

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

You manage to escape a facility where you had been experimented on. But will you be forever free? Will things go as smoothly as you hoped?

Slendy needs more Creepypastas. So he takes Splendy's advice and makes a summer camp to train some chosen kids to become Creepypastas. He sends out letters to the chosen kids to tell them that they have been chosen. You live with your little brother and abusive father. What happens when you get one of the letters and you have to go to Camp Creepypasta. I don't own the Creepypastas or the pictures (unless I draw them).

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

Serena Yvonne has had a bad past and instead of hiding it, she embraces it. She is sixteen now and has been kicked out of 4 schools. She thinks that this school will be no different; that is until she meets Ash Ketchum... Ash Ketchum is popular, good looking, smart but really annoying. Serena hates boys like him, but she is going to have to put up with it, when she finds out he is one of her roomates. ● ● ● WARNING: I wrote this book when I was quite young so the writing isn't very good, it's quite fast paced and there may be a few mistakes.

Welcome to Arcadia Academy- where friendships are forged, memories are made, and enemies lurk behind every unlit corridor. You'll soon regret not wishing for a more conventional story as you struggle to juggle the lives of five night class students intertwining with yours in ways that make you miss being able to turn off dumb vampire shows whenever you want. Here at Arcadia, you're not just a person of interest to a cast of dangerous characters- YOU will have to uncover the secrets of where you're from, why you're here, who you can trust, and not only how to save yourself, but how you can save the friends you're sure to make. This is going to be one hell of a nightmare. *Graphic content, recommended for readers 18+ Copyright @ Fanfunctional, 2017