"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Hi! This is just my book of whatever i dunno yet probably just me ranting about stuff... I just wanted somewhere to actually post XD because I never post on my main... So hey! How ya doing? Hope you enjoy reading about everything I can complain about

Highest Ranking: 196 in Science-Fiction ~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~**~*~ The cries of sorrow, the end of it all. They did this, in the name of survival. Lives were lost, protests spoken, but there was no prevail. After all, no sound can be heard in space. ~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~ Billions of years in the future, where, despite our efforts, the planet has become nearly inhabitable. Warfare has been a constant, and more than once humanity has attempted to start over, to create new technology from scratch. With it should've come peace. But instead, failure and death continued to reign. Humans have also evolved to develop supernatural abilities, which only contributed to the slow technology climb, its constant downfall, and horrid over-pollution. Considering everything, scientists had to find the perfect planet for humans, somewhere away from the desolate Earth. Another place, another fresh start. It's primitive, but the genetically modified and evolved race of today can rebuild society on a safer planet. You see, even if we could stay on Earth, there's a looming issue, one that's much bigger than our planet. The sun. Our beautiful, burning source of light. We need to evacuate before its death. We need to leave Earth behind. Maybe this new planet can be our home. Our world. Our bio. ~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~ Over 20 characters, a world set billions of years in the future, magic, aliens, and anything else you can imagine. There will be betrayal, power, kindness, and *hopefully* plenty of action.

i can't write, so i tried to write some stuff i guess. the chances of me adding on to this are pretty low so...

Someone should write a Hamilton fanfic thats kind of like, just oneshots but not exactly. Like, instead of Laurens dieing it was Alexander. And to cope with the loss he writes letters to Alexander like he's not truly gone.... Actually, I'll do it.

Turtles are know for carrying their little homes homes on their backs. Right now, John Laurens was feeling like a turtle.

One-Shot book about the Lams fanfic "Benefits" (I recommend you to read it before you read this 'cause if not you won't understand anything)

Evan Hansen X Connor Murphy, along with Jeremy Heere X Michael Mell. If you message me, I'll gladly do Jared X Evan! #24 in fan fiction (12/24) #1 in One Shots The story is finished, but I write everyday on my other story, so go check it out! Art cover was created by @naturesbluebonsai

So I saw Morality do a joke book so I decided to do a facts book for obvious reasons.