"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

a collection of bangtan blurbs that i needed to pen down before they got lost somewhere in the white matter of my brain. inspired by the one and only @yolgurt and her lovely "happiness" series which always makes me smile.

Yoongi is a famous rapper who hires Jimin, a high end stripper, to dance for him. They told each other it was going to be a one-night stand but desire was much stronger than that. Cover by SPICYMOCHI ? cr: to a tweet on twitter lmao

"Jimin, I'll give you two choices." #mpreg #yoonmin

"whoever made our houses doesn't know what privacy is."

-In which Park Jimin is the sassiest bitch in college and Min Yoongi, the school's 'trouble maker', finds him fascinating. College AU; Drama. <may contain but will not be limited to some smut, mature language, some angst, death of a character, cheating and heartbreak> Author's note: This might be a bit cringey and you will probably hate Jimin through out the entire book. I'm sorry, please don't hate me! I love my baby so much but I always do this to him in my books 😭

Love in the time of tragedies. A Taehyung fic. ⓒ SUBGUK. (please read the warnings in the introduction chapter)

"if i have to kill you to see my boyfriend, I will. you don't matter to me, only he does. i tend to care more for people who are in comas." x sequel to gansgta in which to avoid jail and see Jimin, yoongi solves crime and risks his life for who he loves badass!yoongi pre-coma!jimin warning: smut, vulgar language, lowercase intended

"Bring the drugs baby, I can bring my pain." // Jimin leaves an unhealthy relationship, only to be dragged right back into it. // If the first time he ended up broken, the second time he might actually end up dead. // ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ This story will include, but will not be limited to; ❗️ABUSE❗️Drug use, homophobic slurs, depression, mentions of suicide, some smut, mature language, death of major character, etc.

yoongi is royalty, jimin is a novelty yoongi is a prince, jimin is hard to convince. ©hobiously plagiarism is a crime warning: SO CRINGE PLEASE I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS 15 NOW IM 22 AND IM STILL GETTING NOTIFS I LOVE U ALL BUT I WISH I COULD BURN THIS FIC my ao3 is much better @taestytaesty