John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.

Having lived a sheltered life under her father's strict rule, Ella's newfound freedom is tested when she meets Angelo Tomassi, the most well known crime boss in Miami. Despite his duty to marry another woman, Angelo shows Ella a softer side that wins over her heart. She refuses her chance to leave and willingly gives up her freedom for a chance at love with Angelo. When their romantic involvement ignites a string of brutal attacks from an enemy group, Angelo places Ella under his watchful eye to keep her safe. To his surprise, innocent Ella shoots back with impeccable accuracy and skill, raising questions connected to her past. (This book may contain language, violence or sexual content and is intended for mature audiences. Reader discretion is advised.)

It all starts one day in Starbucks, Donald trump was drinking a Starbucks drank when Barck Obama came in to get his free coffee then Obama spotted Trump and walked over to see him sucking the straw to hard. Donald stops sucking hard on the straw and looks up, with a duck face trying to seduce him with them. Barck Obama was flustered when he saw this... But he went to him and asked him on a date to McDonald's. That's when it all starts. Highest awards!!! [They just keep coming!!] 🎖#3 in Barck Obama (or once was lol) 🎖#14 in Sinning 😱 🎖#22 In Donaldtrump 🎖#4 in presidents (Shouldn't be proud but I am.)

| ranked #1 | | 4.24.16| | completed | | wattpad featured story 8/17/16 | | winner of a collectors edition WATTY 2016 | "How many times do I have to say this until you accept it? Those people are mine, those soldiers are mine, you are mine." I freeze. "Well," I straighten my spine, tightening my fists," I am not to be owned by anyone, least of all you. And my people aren't either. I will not allow you to do this." "You won't allow me to?" He scoffs. "And how are you going to stop me?" "If you do not call off this awful plan, I will reject you, as my mate." highest rank: 1

It starts with a simple itch, nothing more. Maybe a few random spasms or the occasional shudder but you'll think nothing of it. Then you'll get blood shot eyes... Not enough sleep? It gets worse, much worse. The itching turns to scratching, clawing at you skin until it bleeds... and bleeds and bleeds. Then comes the anger which tips you over the top making you brake into a full blown seizure. Madness. You still with me? Well you won't be if they catch you, you'll be one of them...infected.

*BOOK ONE* (Can he read as standalone) (Completed) Sequel: Alpha Kaden "You can't love him, you need someone who you're more compatible with," he insisted. His arms moved suddenly, his palms slamming against the wall beside my head, his arms locked into place. "You wouldn't know," I gritted out in frustration. Landon sighed, leaning in further till his soft lips pressed against my neck lightly, briefly, making me gasp. "Trust me, I know exactly who you suit," he whispered. "Remember the night at your house after dinner?" He asked, his lips leaving soft kisses up to my ear. I shuddered, nodding. He smiled gently against my skin. "I did want to kiss you." (Mature content involved, although there are warnings) ** *Book One in the Alpha series*

Yes, finally the (not really) long awaited Maybe Good Art redux is here! Now with perhaps okay arts! Or maybe it all sucks! I don't know!

Mah art.

Every year, 16 year old Oliver Gorton's grandparents invite him and his family to their mansion where Oliver's annoying, bossy, and ignorant cousins come as well. They torment him, but instead of paying attention to them, his eye is on his Grandfather's 'work room'. One night, Oliver is chased around the tremendously large mansion, and forced into the secrets of his grandfather's work room. Through no choice of his own, he will be put on a path filled with harrowing danger and adventure.