Funny quotes

Quotes that are funny. The title says it all...

Heyyyyy

I don't know, this isn't my book.

His Skinwalker

A demon, a fallen angel, a skinwalker and two brothers walk into a motel. Sounds like a bad joke, but it's my life. Well, that and morphing into a dog and eating animal hearts with the label "vegan"..?

Run Anne, run

Anne is fifteen years old and she is dying