Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

Sherlock Holmes classified himself in many ways. Consulting detective. High-functioning sociopath. Yet he never thought he would be anorexic. When John notices Sherlock growing thinner, he is desperate to find help. Sherlock moves from crime scenes to clinics, his health deteriorating with each refused meal. John must keep a level-head through Sherlock's panic attacks and physical ailments, but he doesn't know how long he can stay strong. As both men see the worst in each other, they realize treatment may come in the form of the most powerful motivator: love.

Sherlock is the smartest, most beautiful man in town. Everyone thinks he is strange, everyone except Moriarty. One day, after an accident, Sherlock finds himself in a magical castle with a bitter, confused beast, a talking candelabra, a grumpy mantle clock, and a sweet teapot. Life suddenly isn't so boring for the genius.

Batman finds out some things about Robin, Robin finds out some things about Batman. Now walk down there path with them to see how everything turns out. For better, or for worse.

Depressed!Sherlock Sherlock Holmes: the man, the myth, the legend. John Watson: the soldier, the comforter, the strong. That's what everyone thinks, anyway. John has found out about the deep, dark secret Sherlock clutches so close to himself, and is determined to help the detective. The two fall in love, their resolve and strength tested every day of the war in Sherlock's head. ***TW: self harm, suicide, depression, etc***

John has found out about Sherlock's self harm and is left baffled as to how to tell Sherlock about his own secret. *TRIGGER WARNING*

Just a collection of some johnlock oneshots.