i'm writing a fic where Seamus finnagin had plane sex with Poseidon and mpregged Percy into existence also Seamus is a beta anyway Percy goes to hog warts but instead of fumble fore it's katniss in a fumble fore outfit with a bow to shoot the naughty kids and Cinna is McGonagall anyway Annabeth doesn't exist and percys live interest is harry's son albums but since dumbledore is katniss harry's son is named Crookshanks