Part guide, part rant. Everything I've learned on writing, from Wattpad, experience, or how-to writing books. Leave requests on the second chapter :)

Heyy Wattpaders This is my crazy haven. Weird thoughts in my busy life. The most randomest book where in I’ll post rants, short stories, irrelevant one-sided debate and all such weird stuff. Don’t mind how useless it might seem, because that’s what it is. Real random. Real me. P.S. Is “randomest” even a word? Just wondering!

Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing

This is one of those Wattpad rants. I'm going to point out all of the things that are really, really... not-so-good here.

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Hi my name is PinkAura, but you can call me Pink, and every once in awhile I get mad about the internet, or rather the people on the internet. I'll try to keep the majority of these Wattpad related, but people on the internet really anger me. How do you grammar? Spelling? That's a thing? Yep. That's a warning saying I write a lot of these late at night so you can expect to see grammar and spelling errors. Parts marked with [VR] are parts with video recordings.

Here are ten ways to annoy, anime characters, cartoon characters, band members, creepypastas, homestucks, and more! :D