In this miniature series, I poke fun at the Charlie Bone books by injecting a ridiculous amount of pop cultural references, silliness, bad humor, and even a showdown with Harry Potter.

Warning:Constant swearing. Sexual contents) Thats why its rated R Paige (Emma Watson) Is a 19 year old who has a bestfriend named Eleanor (AnnaSophia Robb). Paige and Eleanor have been bestfriends since childhood they are unsepertable. But Eleanor has a dad( Chris Hemsworth) who is single because his wife died. But paige has been loving him since she was 15. But what happens when paige finds out dereck (dad) feels the same way about her? *sneak Peek* "Did I tell you how sexy you look in those shorts?" Derecks voice said behind my ear. While running his hand in my thigh. "Dereck,W-what A-re Y-you D-oing" I ask feeling nervous of what his next step would be. "Im admirring my admirror." Dereck says behind my ear but he wasnt running his hand over my thigh. I tried to relax but I just couldnt. He pulled away I let out a huge sigh of relief. I soon regreted doing that. When I feel derecks hand on my hip causing me to turn into his hard chest. "Damn your beautifu" Dereck said winking at me still holding my hip in his hands. I tried to pull away sonn after what had been a pain in the ass i let my self loose. "I dont think so." HE says says pulling me back. "Surrender?" "Never" I say trying to pull away from his muscular and toned chest. Before i could pull away his lips crashed against mine --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check it out guys thanks

Amaranthine Stella Lawson is just a book-loving outcast in her junior year. She doesn't like sports and she's not involved in any after school activities. In fact, Stella has no desire to have any sort of excitement in her life whatsoever. That is, until she meets her new English/Creative Writing teacher, the intriguing and sexy Mr. Donnals. When some unlikely and difficult circumstances bring them together, how will they react? Will Stella give up her status as a lonely loser and accept him to be more than her teacher? Or will things go bad faster than they can handle?