I love cat memes, so I decided to make my own personal book of them!

These are all my favorite Disney jokes...

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Disney memes... what more is there to say?

The sound of a high pitched scream. The feeling of being squashed through and air tight tube. His lunges were being squeezed together by a cold, coiled snake. He wanted to leave. He needed to go. He tried to yell out for help, but it was helpless. His voice was taken away by the intensity of his surrounding. His head went blank and his sight turned black. What would happen when he woke up? Maybe he'll never know.

Liam accidentally calls a young, annoying, fast-talking, positive girl at work. Intrigued by this girl and slightly guilty for his rude first impression, he continues to call. Can this newly formed friendship lead to something more? and what happens when dark secrets are revealed? Read 'Hotline' to find out more. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to my second story on wattpad, I really hope you enjoy reading this as much as I'm enjoying writing it. My first book on wattpad is called Hello, feel free to check it out. Please don't steal any of the ideas, characters or events written in this story. - Previously called Subway Hotline - - This story has not been edited, you have been warned. -

FIRST FROZEN RANDOMNESS BOOK ON WATTPAD (STILL not kidding. Yeah, doesn't everyone hate copycats?) All things related to Frozen. Pictures are either from the Internet, Pinterest, WeheartIt, Instagram, Tumblr, and etc. Posting ten pictures whenever I can.

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out its nose?" "Hey-" "Does a postman deliver his own mail?" "MYSTERY PERSON!" "Yes?" "I don't know the answers to your stupid questions." "Okay then, how's life?" ---------------------------------------- Hello fellow readers! Thank you for clicking on my book, I hope you enjoy it. This book is from my imagination so please don't steal it. Highest ranking in short story: #5 ** this story is completed ** My story is edited but I know it's not perfect. If anyone finds any spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to comment in the comment section. Thank you.