Factorise [fac-tuh-rise] (verb); to alter a person so that he or she looks identical to others of the same gender and has similar thought patterns. A process that must be done on a child's third birthday. Failure to be factorised will lead to immediate punishment. incredible cover by racists

It's the year 1888 in London, and strange rumors of "Assassins and Templars" have been circulating throughout the city. These rumors have spread to the far reaches of London's notorious criminal underworld, the Guard Dog's realm. Ciel Phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis investigate a string of murders that leads them to one key link: the Apple of Eden. What is this "Apple" and why is it so precious? Little do they know of the war between two groups of people who seek its power... And they will be caught right in the middle of it. Will they rise to the challenge and choose a side, or will their neutrality result in their demise in this chess match where the winner mercilessly takes all? DISCLAIMER: I do not own Assassin's Creed or Black Butler. They both belong to their respective companies/creators. The only things I own are some original characters, settings, and situations.

WELCOME TO SHIPLANTIS! PLEASE SHUT THE LID OF THE TRASH CAN BEHIND YOU AND BEWARE OF THE FEELS, those horrible creatures!! Before reading, be sure to agree with the following terms and conditions: [ ] I accept to follow the motto "Fandom before blood" About this AMAZHANG story: Just a book filled of laughter, feels, mind-blowing rubbish and all those wibbly wobbly timey whimey things you don't see everyday because muggles are boring. WARNING: This book has SPOILERSSSSSS. So if, lets say, you haven't finished the Divergent trilogy, well then I very much recomend you NOT TO READ that section of the chapter! (Yes, my chapters are divided into sections for the safety of your spoiled-free eyes). If you are wondering, yes, this book includes whatever fandom you're thinking of. No, not that fandomless fandom, no, you're alone there, cousin, sorry. I'm so sorry. Some specific fandoms: TMR, THG, HP, PJO, HOO, DW, TMI, TID, TFIOS, Divergent and loads more!! Also, if you DO NOT want to experience 14 chapters of ONLY The Hunger Games stuff then go ahead and skip 14 chapter to the one after the one called "BIG FANDOM NEWS." Read this story if you are ready to: - sob -die - roll on the ground - get weird looks from across the room -die - make weird dying seal noises -die - throw the computer across the room - laugh your soul out -did I mention die? -etcetera CREDIT to all people who own these jokes (NONE OF THE JOKES ARE MINE. Only some) Brilliant cover by: @PastelPixies. May the gods be ever in your favor....

In this futuristic novella, Lace Heavensmall is trapped at her high school during Freak Week, a global warming side effect that makes weather -- and people -- act completely nuts. Written by: Grace Helbig and YOU Want your chapter to be included? Check back each Thursday for a new "Writing With Grace" episode and chapter prompt. Make sure to tag your submission with #WritingWithGrace. Read the full Rules & Regs on the @writingwith profile page!

Hey you! Yeah you! The one pointing to yourself wondering if it's you! Do you like: Fall Out Boy? Gravity Falls? Panic! At the Disco? Harry Potter? Percy Jackson? The Selection? The Warriors? Teen Wolf? The Seekers? The Survivors? Divergent? The Maze Runner? Heroes of Olympus? Magnus Chase? The Kane Chronicles? Twenty Øne Piløts? My Chemical Romance? Then you'll enjoy reading this book! Full of rants, jokes, panic attacks, and anything else you could imagine...including major spoiler alerts! Well, what are you waiting for? Read on! ON HOLD UNTIL I NEED TO FREAK OUT! Highest Ranking: #905 in Random

"Bad girls have more fun." At least, that's what Amanda thought. Being the most feared and hated student in Belfast High, definitely had its perks and invincibility was one of them. However, when paired with the not-so-charming David Walker, the keeper and broadcaster of everyone's dirty laundry for a media project, Amanda's invincibility is shattered. Karma is an even bigger bitch and is hell bent on making her pay. As the people around her begin disappearing and dropping dead like flies (not to mention her crazy ass black friend who is intent on joining the nunnery, dropping off the face of the earth), evidence linking her to the murder of several residents in Geraldton increases, and a stalker who would stop at nothing to see her pay for her past crimes becomes even more vicious. Amanda realizes one thing: She is a walking target and someone wants her gone forever. "It's time to kiss the bitch and make her die." Mixtape: http://8tracks.com/digital-suicide/bad-girls-do-it-well [First Draft]

Hetalia may just look like a weird anime from the surface but look deeper and you realize there is more to it. This is what Hetalia has taught me.

Our versions of Myths and Legends from across the globe. Please note that these are the versions we were taught/ prefer... 1. L - South Carolina's Famous 2. N - My Fav British Myths 3. L - Ancient Egypt : Myths 4. N - Ancient Greece - 1 5. L - Russian Mythology

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