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**This book is completed but will be edited immensely later (by which it may be very different to the original)** *Please excuse some of the random scenes and overall cringe as this was written when I was young* Trailer inside! (Book 1) - 'I looked at him through my sea blue eyes which were full of love, while he looked back with those two round circles of melted chocolate, wanting nothing more than friendship.' Me? Yeah, hey there, I'm Scarlett Evans and sorry I was too busy looking at Riley Allen, man he is to die for. I'm not desperate or anything... unless you call stalking him every day after every lesson, desperate. Scar has always liked Riley, ever since she was 8, she's always thought they were perfect for each other. But what happens when a third person suddenly arrives, declaring he's her mate, making things more complicated than they already were? And with her dad putting things into her head, she's bound to explode. Are his accusations real or just said out of pure hate? There's secrets behind the smile, love behind the anger, and loyalty behind the ultimate betrayal. Will she find herself falling for the gorgeous Tristan Adams, or will her heart stay loyal to the person she's always wanted?

[Crush memes, truthes, zodiacs, quotes, facts and more] Whether you're bi, pan, gay, or straight, this book is for you You're not human if you haven't had a crush before. EVERYONE has, had or will get one. It's just nature. Once those stupid chemicals in your brain start focusing all of their attention on some specific person, you'll feel like you're dying because there is a 99.9% chance you'll never be with them because you don't even have the guts to talk to them! That's why they're called crushes, they'll crush you. Disclaimer: Most of these things are from Pinterest or Tumblr (mostly pinterest)

Warning; inappropriate language, sex, sex reference, suicidal thoughts and actions, self harm, cussing, physical abuse, and verbal abuse. Our second life is featured along with a few other famous youtubers/viners. This book was published in the summer of 2014, times have changed sense then so disclaimer things might be different from now. _____________________________________ Karla is the name want more details keep reading. I was adopted at seven years old when my parents were killed in a car accident or at least I thought they were. Long story short i fall in love with my middle school sweetheart and we have kids enough said. It's all a long story that I will continue to tell to my kids and anyone else I feel like. If you really dare to know my story then keep reading.

Hailey has lived in an orphanage since she was young and has nobody for family. She always thought that she had no worth in the world but can a group of boys change that for her and show her that she has more worth that imagined?

Being stuck with Shawn Mendes on tour doesn't sound that bad right?

"stop doing that!" "doing what?" "acting like you like being with me one second and acting like you hate me the next!" "i think you forget you're the one who gets paid to do this." (lowercase intended!) SEQUEL IS POSTED, ITS CALLED LEARN!! disclaimer: i don't own shawn or any of the magcon boys but i do own leena and her storyline.

When Ashley Block, the daughter of Valerie Block, a rich woman, sneeks off to her friends party, she comes home in alot of trouble. Heartbroken that her horse, Celtic was sold. Will some Rescue Horse heal her broken heart? When an offer for her old horse arries, what horse will she chose? The horse that spoiled her or the one that taught her money isn't everything?