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After her mothers suicide, Blair copes with an abusive father, ridicule at school, and her mothers sudden death by self medicating with drugs, and cutting. She reunites with her childhood bestfriend Adam, even though he's part of the crowd that used to terrorize her at school, and they end up developing feelings for each other. But when a vengeful ex tries to tear them apart, Blair finds happiness somewhere else. So when secrets are revealed, new emotions come to life, and bad memories resurface; will Blair succumb to temptation, or rise above?

What? Who? Where? When? Why? I didn't know what happened, but all I know is that there is no escape. Lexia Traxler is a normal nineteen year old girl, living her life. But all of this changes, that one day when is just going out shopping at night like any other day. But this was no ordinary day, this day she gets taken away...by the killer. The more she lives with him, the more she reveals secrets, and the more secrets she discovers, she begins to realize that not all killers are rude and full of themselves - some have a story. Whilst her life takes 180 degrees spin, she falls. Hard. But, she know she must not. What happens next? Will she ever return to her normal life again?

Greek Mythology. Third installment in the Cupid series! Evie wants nothing to do with the romance business. Love will come along when it does and she does not want to be told otherwise. Her fallen angel boss has a son coming into town for business. Needing a place to stay, Evie's boss begs her to let her son stay with her while he is in town. Come to find out, Evie has met this mysterious new roommate of hers before. Through a series of odd events, Evie and this new friend grow closer despite the fact that Evie is trying her best to keep them apart. Can she stand the tension even after they learn that they are from two totally different worlds? Is his 'business' in town really just that? What game is Cupid playing at now?

Greek Mythology. First installment in the Cupid series. Amore, Liebe, Amour, No matter what language you say it in it means love and it's Peyton's job. Her grandfather is Cupid and he's hired her as his newest apprentice against her own will. And now he says that he wants to hand the business over to her? No thank you! The hours suck and there's only one rule: no falling in love. It's simple since Peyton isn't looking for love. But it seems that Cupid's arrow is best shot through the heart when you're least expecting it. With one final challenge before taking over the business, Peyton has to find the soul mate of the only immortal thing allowed to live on Earth: a fallen angel. Easier said than done.

The sexiest romance you’ll read this year… One moment can change your life forever… For Violet Lee, a chance encounter on a darkened street draws her into a world beyond her wildest imaginings, a timeless place of vast elegance and immeasurable wealth – of beautiful mansions and lavish parties – where a decadent group of friends live for pleasure alone. A place from which there is no escape… no matter how hard Violet tries. Yet all the riches in the world can’t mask the darkness that lies beneath the gilded surface, embodied in the charismatic but dangerous Kaspar Varn. Violet and Kaspar surrender to a passion that transcends their separate worlds – but it’s a passion that comes at a price… Dinner With A Vampire, formally known as Dinner With A Vampire. Did I Mention I'm Vegetarian?, is the first in The Dark Heroine series and is available to buy from the 13th September 2012.

[This story will become free on June 4, 2025] Jace Hamilton is Reese Burnett's sworn enemy, the culprit who made her high school life hell. But what if this taboo existence returns for the summer and brings back more than just painful memories of yesterday? Suddenly, Reese isn't too sure who or what to trust--or if she can even trust herself. *** For Reese, the day Jace Hamilton--the guy who ruined her entire high school experience--left was the happiest day of her life. No more humiliation and embarrassing moments. But what if she finds out that he's coming back? And what if it's not just the moments that are catching up with her? What if yesterday is also making its comeback? And what if... there's more to the story than what she knew? Can yesterday be rewritten--from love to hate and hate to love, making memories like those of yesterday's?

Braelyn Vicks was the girl everyone wanted to be until the guy she thought she loved used her. Now Kai comes into the picture with his dazzling smile and good looks...one problem Kai wasn't meant to fall for her and she wasn't supposed to love him. They were made to kill each other, but how do you kill love?

"Hunted, hunting and almost gone." Hope, a natural hearted teenager. That's where it stops. What would you do if you couldn't remember anything from your life? What would you do if you didn't even know you had a name or what you were doing in hospital fighting for your memory? Welcome to Hope's new world. Witnessing a cold hearted crime and only surviving by a lack of bullets is what made her lose her mind. She's trying desperately to remember who killed that innocent man, trying to remember who she is, trying to rebuild her life all while falling in love with the enemy and keep herself sane. Not to mention trying to help secret service agents to hunt down the killer before he gets her. The battle to the death you can't miss. "A second chance at life isn't a blessing. It's a horror."