An awesomely crazy story that me and one of my bestest friends came up with a while back. Just thought I'd post it here for laughs. It's about a trio of horrory beings that are out to scare the last people in the world who haven't been scared by them yet: the Buckingham Palace Guards. Keep in mind that nothing in this tale should be taken too seriously.

Through a fatal misunderstanding, Viktor finds himself running from his criminal uncle, eventually ending up with a company of guntoting misfits who have their own pasts to flee from. Will they succeed in making a new life for themselves or will the past overtake them after all?

The happy life of Dan Morder changes forever when an alien invasion results in the death of his family. Through a string of fortunate coincidences he finds himself with the means to strike back hard at the extra-terrestials. Torn between fight or flight, he does not yet realize what consequences his actions will have on his friends, the people he fights to protect, and possibly even the whole human race. (This story has been discontinued in favor of a more professional restructured and - largely - rewritten version. The first chapters of this new version ("Europa - A Banshee Story") will be published on September 20.)