"i cross my heart and hope to die, burn my lungs and curse my eyes." an au in which the smoke of your cigarettes shows your emotions -- slow updates and just a big trigger warning in general -mia

The story of robot!Frank and the genius who made him.

Sequel to You Can't Push it Underground & You Can't Stop It Screaming Out. Merry Christmas, now here's some porn as my gift to you.

Sequel to You Can't Push it Underground. The curtains rise on our favorite domestic couple who are going to put on a little show for their prying meddlesome neighbors. A show-stopping number, a one-of-a-kind cast, and a striking soundtrack bring together the young lovers Frank and Gerard who want nothing more than to piss off the villains in the house next door. Essentially, it's porn ridden with musical theater similes.

It all starts when his new neighbors move in. Frank didn't know it was possible to hate two people so much, but they don't leave him alone! He'd do anything to get them to stop bothering him, which is why he makes a bet with Brendon. It's the neighbors that lead him to the bet, but it's the bet that leads him to Gerard. DISCLAIMER: This fic features Brendon Urie as a character. It was written before allegations were made of Brendon's conduct, and I in no way support him or his actions.

Frank and Gerard were childhood friends. And then they were enemies. Finally, they became strangers. They'd been friends though, and maybe they'd been a little too affectionate, because everyone thought the two of them would get married someday. Before they became enemies, they had even agreed to use each other as a backup plan. If, by the time they both reached their thirtieth year, they hadn't found someone to marry, they'd marry each other. They have thirty three days left. THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR 18+ AUDIENCES. I can't stop you from reading it at whatever age you are, but please be advised. DISCLAIMER: This fic features Brendon Urie as a character. It was written before allegations were made of Brendon's conduct, and I in no way support him or his actions.

This work is a sequel to Long Live the Lonely Hearts which can be found here: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/80732951-long-live-the-lonely-hearts

Frerard fluff chronicling the life of a serially single Gerard Way, annually moping about every passing year bringing the worst Valentine's Day ever.

Frank honestly didn't know that getting your hand stuck in a vending machine could end up getting you laid, but the world is a strange and beautiful place.

Gerard Way is the school's Norman Bates. He's freaky, he acts like he's constantly anticipating something, and he does taxidermy. People fear him, and quite honestly, he gets off on it. There are so many bad rumors circulating about him that even he isn't sure which ones are true. Meanwhile, Frank Iero has a reputation for himself. He's an idiot. A comedic one, especially with his friend James, but an idiot. He once came to school high off his ass and passed his math exam with flying colors. It was a dumb move, but an entertaining one. Just like when he took the dare to make Gerard Way fall in love with him. • AKA "That ONE fanfic where ray is a massive asshole" Theme Song: Paralyzed - The Used