Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

That was it. I had survived. I had made it to the last day of the everlasting year. Nothing would stop my mother from keeping me alive. At least, that was what I had thought that day. That was before I knew about the rebellion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1997. That was the time everything changed. Women were banned from having children. Many people tried to hide their children after they were born. Some, out of spite, threw the infants onto the streets, leaving to fend for themselves. A few even killed their children as they didn't want them to go through the same problems that they faced. As it was, the young souls with unfortunate birth years suddenly disappeared. Except for 18-year-old Alexis Lockhart. But that would change soon. Very soon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #841 as of 10/25/2017