THE FOREHEAD FIC (this is a sin and a tragedy tbh)

Once upon a time Jesus was a horny bastard so he hopped into the closet of the sluttiest person he can find resulting in many deaths and Gods boner

Building Our Love (Donald Trump x Bob The Builder)

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?