Funny Text Messages for my peeps!

I don't own any of these texts. Credit to whoever these belong to.

Random Funny Text messages

I like to make the funny

Just some ransoms about BNHA that I like to throw in.

This is meant to make you feel better. Even if you don't like naruto that much!

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

I have no clue what im writing but its a story, and what ever happens happens oh yeah its homestuck. strong language, ect ect, dont like dont read ect, ect. yay. Dave X reader