Valkyrie is an assassin in a world going down in flames. With meager money, an eleven year-old brother to take care of, and an immense hatred for the current ruler of Adarlan, she is in dire straits. Connor is an Assassin in a world going down in flames. He has every intention to bring down the foul monarchy that has its claws in his land, and the knowledge to do so. The two make an unlikely pair - one driven by money, the other by morals - but a strong one. Valkyrie is drawn into the treacherous world of politics and power, into a plot bigger than anyone knows. She'll met legendary, immortal warriors, befriend powerful queens, and hatch cunning plans with the unlikeliest of people - a whoring General, fire-breathing queen, stoic warrior, and a mysterious, powerful harlot. In this new life, Valkyrie knows only one thing; nothing is true, and everything is permitted.

Ash. Gods-damned ash everywhere. After defeating the World-Eater, Alduin, and driving back the Imperial Legion from Skyrim, the least Aelin, the Last Dragonborn, could ask for is a bit of luxury. But her now (somewhat) peaceful life is put on hold when two strange cultists make an atempt on her life. A letter leads her to the miserable island of Solstheim, off the coast of Skyrim and Morrowind, where she must track down the source of all the strangeness she discovers there. But with every new discovery, her once-simple mission gets harder and harder. The fate of Solstheim - and maybe even all of Tamriel - rests on her shoulders, but is she up to the task?

This is pretty much what the title implies. I don't know what more you might have been expecting; this is a collection of one shots and the occasional poems I may write. If that interests you, please do read on! [DISCLAIMER]: I don't own any fandoms that may be mentioned in this book. However, I do own the poetry and SOME OF the one shots.

This is where I come to fangirl, pretty much. This is where I'll simply explode with feels, or share my thoughts on a fandom, or come up with fandom head canons, as well as sharing pictures.

Terra doesn't know what to do. She's confused. After all, how would you feel if you suddenly just appeared one day, born from the thoughts of possibly the strongest force in the universe? Earth shall awake. Time shall burn and flake. Tempers are flying. Life is dying. To walk the Earth. To dive the surf. To live; to die. Time is nigh.

Adara Artedon doesn't belong in any world - not the gods', not the humans', and not the demigods'. But that's expected when she's the daughter of not only the all-powerful Poseidon, but the 'maiden' Artemis, too. To top it off, she doesn't even get the mercy of being a goddess. She's somehow still mortal - after all, gods don't have DNA. So she travels the world, staying in each place for only a few days and hunting. But she's okay with it; she's found a home with in the wilderness, if it can be called a home when she has no permanent lodgings. But her peaceful life ends when she stumbles across Long Island, and discovers Camp Half-blood, the demigod camp. There, she feels strangely at home, but she doesn't get long to enjoy it. Because Artemis' curse is coming into play, and Adara has a choice; spending her last few days in comfort, or revoking the curse. But it's hardly a choice at all, because it's all or nothing, life or death.

[COMPLETED] [EDITED] Pandora Taylor's life isn't normal, not by most standards. But it's about as normal as she can make it, having two rich, snobby parents. But Panda's used to it. She's used to avoiding questions, avoiding her parents, and just avoiding everything. What Panda really wants is a change. Her life won't magically become how she wants it, she knows that, but she wants something different. That's whats she's looking for - something to get her out of London, away from her parents, and towards a real life, however harsh that new, real life might be. It's become clear that's not happening. Until it happens. Then, in the span of an hour, she meets a famous band, purchases ice cream, and gets kidnapped. Things are finally changing.