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Link Dane por xPureChances
Link Dane
xPureChances
  • LECTURAS 5,170,935
  • Votos 216,770
  • Partes 46
Every Father scowls at him. Every Mother prays from him. Every boy hates him. And every girl stays away from him. Because he was Link Dane. That one boy who seemed even more messed up than imaginable. And then there's Orianna, who wishes she could do all of those above and forget he ever existed. But she can't. Simply because Link Dane has secrets that will end her in all ways possible. And he's back to fuck Ori up. © 2015 All rights reserved Cover by @radteens
Call Me Zero [Completed] por laurenskii-
Call Me Zero [Completed]
laurenskii-
  • LECTURAS 751,083
  • Votos 48,985
  • Partes 46
"What are you doing?" -Seventh "Eating a bowl of soul."-Zero ".........Well then." -Seventh "I meant SOUP. A BOWL OF SOUP." -Zero "Yeah... sure, say it was a typo or blame it on the autocorrect." -Seventh "I'm laughing at my own failure right now." -Zero (Highest Ranking: #4 Humor 7.4.17)
THIS MEANS WAR por theloneranger_
THIS MEANS WAR
theloneranger_
  • LECTURAS 190,815
  • Votos 6,554
  • Partes 25
Highest rank: #5 Humor "THIS MEANS WAR ALEXA HARRISON!" "Oh I'd like to see you try Bad boy." Oh my goodness I honestly cannot be expected to describe EVERYTHING that happened in thirty nine seconds, since obviously that's roughly how long it'll take you to read all of this! Let's begin with a brief-ish introduction. Yeah, I can do that! I'm the badass. Dreaded by all the little beings around me. (Why? Because I'm freaking awesome!) That long list of people also happens to include the school bad boy. That dude's a softy when compared to me. That very soft, very large, very protective, bad boy just so happens to be my sort of best friend, sort of enemy, sort of everything else. Absolute softy I tell you! Gosh this introduction thing is definitely not what I signed up for! Anyways, So everything is sunshine-y in our little world until one day bad boy and I stumble upon something. Something precious, so very special that it couldn't have been with anybody else. Something beautiful really. Yes, that is correct, we discovered the power of REVENGE. It turned us into- WILD CREATURES. We took war seriously! If I flatten his tires, he sneaks into my house to freak me out. Hell we're immature. We hate each other from the depths our hearts but- we love each other too- just kidding we hate each other! Pure and horrible hate. "Admit it Lexi, you secretly love me!" Bad boy grinned. "Get out of here Bad boy, you weren't invited!" "Make me baby girl." He blew me a kiss. "I should've killed you with Hunter when I had the chance!" • Warning: IMMATURE content may make you want to hit your head to the wall at times and my head sometimes. Please do not resort to violence!*Grins* Alright, alright: Language! *Sighs* so much language *Shakes head* It would mean the world to me if you decided to read this but that's up to you! :) Maybe you'll laugh a little, who knows??? I'm absolutely crazy and somewhat evil so forgive me for my lame jokes and bad puns, please!
Baby Keeper por beautlies
Baby Keeper
beautlies
  • LECTURAS 2,572,954
  • Votos 89,941
  • Partes 41
When college student Kasey Whitton takes a job babysitting for single dad Jian Li, she doesn't expect to fall in love with the newborn baby -- or with Jian. ***** Love is the last thing on Kasey Whitton's mind when she agrees to take an overnight babysitting job to help support her struggling family. But as her business relationship with single dad Jian Li slowly develops into something more, Kasey is surprised to find herself falling in love with him despite his hot-and-cold attitude towards her -- and the fact that she has a long-term high school boyfriend. Will her growing feelings for Jian and his newborn son be enough to convince her to risk everything stable in her life? Or will Jian's fear of commitment -- and his belief all the women in his life are cursed -- be enough to keep them apart? [[Best Diverse Story, The Fiction Awards]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
I'm Back. por Efoo313
I'm Back.
Efoo313
  • LECTURAS 439,550
  • Votos 11,679
  • Partes 30
Before I left my hometown, my life was a living hell. I was bullied because I was different, I had a little bit of mass than most people in high school. I had to leave this situation that was created because of how I looked. However, my biggest bully was Tyler Evans. He would torment me in any and every way possible. But now I'm back, I better than ever. I'm Haley Rivers and I'm Back. Haley Rivers is a girl who is just trying to get through life without being noticed, however since she been back, she is Tyler Evans number one PRIORITY.
Being The Badboy's Property por OfficialGeeGonzalez
Being The Badboy's Property
OfficialGeeGonzalez
  • LECTURAS 2,126,910
  • Votos 64,271
  • Partes 61
(Spin-off of Being The Badboy's Pet) **Read the 1st book first please. *completed* "You're an idiot." I snorted, he quickly grabbed my wrist and pressed our bodies together. What the hell is he doing? He's not going to get away with it this time. I was about to push him off by he wrapped an arm around my waist and lifted me up. My legs immediately wrapped around his waist so I wouldn't fall, he smirked. "I'm telling you the truth, I like you." He said, my heart started racing fast. "You're not lying?" "Nope." "Then kiss me again." ♥ Sandra is a girl who is trying to get a normal life without being paranoid, she is a quiet yet evil, mean, protective girl. She has her best friend slash mother, Julie and her father Marcos. She has her two best friends, Katalina and Sam. Her weird best friend may get married with their school bad boy. She doesn't believe in love especially not with the other school's bad boy. Fabian is the school's baddest bad boy, he never thought of liking someone. He saw as both his best friends dating, his other best friend may get married. He's the only one who hasn't and won't find love, his life is cold as the ice. No body can break that heart that is made out of ice. But soon Sandra will without knowing , and then she'll become his property. *Orginal Work by OfficialGeeGonzalez*
NURSE McSEXY (2016 Wattys Winner) por MarilynAHepburn
NURSE McSEXY (2016 Wattys Winner)
MarilynAHepburn
  • LECTURAS 174,771
  • Votos 9,797
  • Partes 41
**2016 WATTYS WINNER FOR VISUAL STORYTELLING** Letting her appearance fall to the wayside and desperate to find a reason for her life, Marilyn sits half naked in an Urgent Care examination room with a mysterious skin itch. If she can survive the humiliation of being treated by a sexy male nurse while unraveling the hidden drama woven throughout the hospital staff, Marilyn might leave the hospital cured far below the surface of her skin. NURSE McSEXY is a hilariously enhanced true story (with a healthy dose of fiction) about my mortifying experience involving an allergic reaction, Urgent Care and a sexy male nurse. It was an evening in which one of my greatest fears was encountered--only to reveal my better self on the other side of humiliation. This humorous tale is definitely worth calling in sick for! TO CLARIFY: Despite the title, this is not a tale about a hot and sweaty romance. I mean--I wish it was since it's based on a true story. Unfortunately (depending on how you look at it), my life is a lot more on the belly laughing side of the spectrum than the steaming up mirrors side. Just saying.
The Bad Boy Thinks I'm Crazy por MissSarcasm12
The Bad Boy Thinks I'm Crazy
MissSarcasm12
  • LECTURAS 538,119
  • Votos 23,685
  • Partes 45
"Hey Blondie! What the hell are you doing?" I hear a voice behind me. I spare a glance to the person, and then balance myself on the ladder. "Can't you see, I am covering this class in toilet paper? I soo don't want to take the chemistry test." I continue my work. I am sure if Mr Thomas caught me, I would be Dead. "Are you Crazy?" "You will thank me later." ----------------------- Tempestuous: characterized by strong and turbulent or conflicting emotion. Vivian Jackson is pretty much a normal girl, if you ignore the trouble she makes. From blasting color bombs in the corridor to spray painting donuts on the principals door, you name it, she has done it. Sebastian Willson has spent one third of his life in detention, the other third of it in bunking classes and the last in the basket ball court. So when he sees Vivian wrecking his chemistry classroom, he is surprised. Because for the first time has he seen a girl being so bold and blunt. When these two meet sparks fly along with some knifes, toilet paper, water guns and cupcakes. Will these two be too opposite to attract, or a match made in hell? Come and join to see what happens in when a strong willed guy and a Tempestuous girl come together. Cover by the beautiful just_yasmin WARNING: CONTAINS EATING DISORDERS, ABUSE, AND HARASSMENT. IF YOU FEEL TRIGGERED BY ANY OF THESE, PLEASE READ ON UR OWN RISK #31 in Humor #43 in Teen Fiction
How To Be Charming ✓ por stardustingstudio
How To Be Charming ✓
stardustingstudio
  • LECTURAS 261,356
  • Votos 14,396
  • Partes 41
❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series of text messages, calls, dialogues, and third person accounts. WARNING: This book contains: - Cringe worthy non-edited scenes - About a gazillion plotholes - A disappointing ending Read at your own risk. Proceed with caution. © 2017 stardustingstudio, all rights reserved [Book 1 in the "How To" series]