Updates every Thursday & Sunday! Hello creeps! it's been a while but due to popular demand (plus my own choice!) this book will be back in business until chapter 200 :) Highest Rank: #3 in Random, #3 in Silver, #1 in Maskyandhoodie

Don't go around killing your friend trying to summon these creatures now, ya hear? I can't 100% guarantee you'll crap your pants while reading all these stories but I found the majority of them rather creepy & interesting so, why not? Enjoy! (NONE OF THESE ARE MINE UNLESS I SAY SO IN THE TITLE OR BEGINNING OF THE STORY) Credit to all the original authors.)

This is a book full of the most random jokes ever!

*•~ The second book "Funny Texts 2" is out now!~•* •~ATTENTION~• IF YOU CONTINUALLY CURSE IN THE COMMENTS, YOU WILL BE MUTED! Jokes, comebacks, funny, memes, teenage posts, you name it! I don't own any of the jokes in here. I will tell you if it is mine. If you own one of these posts and don't want it in this book, message me and I'll remove it. Everything in here is kid friendly. No curse words or anything bad. Also, no cursing or inappropriate comments in the book. If you do, it will be deleted right away. I'll also delete your comment if you have an inappropriate username or profile pic. You have been warned. And please remember to comment, leave a vote and share! :3

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Credits To Google & Ig Hope You Enjoy! (Completed)

This is a tale of man and woman, beaten and broken, strongest and stronger... angel and sugar... Preview: As the angel walked into the dismal den of the devil leaving behind the only thing that kept her heart full of sweet love, her drug, her ecstasy, her sugar. As the soldier stood alone watching all that was sacred to him be trapped inside a cage where birds come to die and demons come to fly, his saint, his holiness, his angel.

You were always alone... but you didn't care. You had walls set up so no one could hurt you. But one day they broke, but who broke them...? {Disclaimer: Do not own any of the characters, sadly...}