They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

For three years, Juliana has seen how her brother and his friends play the game. A game that every girl at Roosevelt High knows about. She has seen how her brother changes rankings and the color of his Letterman jacket. Each number represents every girl the members have ever slept with, and each color represents how close they are to that legendary black-and-grey Letterman. Juliana and her friends are the coaches, but Juliana holds the legendary Playbook. She has learned each and every move the players of the school use. She's become the master of the secrets these guys play. Juliana and her friends are the only girls that don't fall for their games. But what happens when Alejandro, one of the school legends, wants to have Juliana? Will her knowledge and skills of his games help her from falling for him? Or will Mr. Player have to give up his dignity to be with her?

Athena Celeste just moved into a new town and is still living out of her car. Looking for a job she lands the perfect job for her... Cleaning. What she doesn't know is that the seven boys she will be taking care of are more than human. Will the Alpha be happy with the Beta's choice of bringing a human into their world?

Available to download @Smashwords.com (https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/253526) where you can download on all their possible options. Denise Beverly Thomas... She hated her life, even with her brother and his best friend (that she may like). Her life never was perfect. Of course it turned worse when she found her mate. Who was he? Austin Lane. The Alpha of the pack, her brother's best friend...the guy who always made her life a living hell.... and now to continue on with his accomplishment, he rejects her. Just is there a reason behind it all though? (Highest ranks- #1 in Werewolf, #1 in Romance...all the way back around three years ago though. LOL) I'd like to give you guys all a warning that even though many have enjoyed this story, I do not think this is the best I could have done. I had written this back when I was around 12, and all the editing was done by my friends and myself, so there's no promises that grammar would be perfect.

Nicholas and Sasha work for the FBI and can't seem to get along. Now to solve a case they have to pretend to be newlyweds in love, no matter their personal distaste. The danger rises as feelings are uncovered and truths are revealed. Can these two agents catch the bad guys and just maybe fall in love? Originally written in 2004.

"Every cell in your body now belongs to me." He said with that savage look in his gleaming eys. "I own you." He took a step closer, and I took one back. "Don't try to run from me, I'll catch you. Don't try to hurt me, because Darling, I'll break you." He continued with a snicker. "But most importantly, don't try to leave. Because I'll kill you."

Poison. It was like lethal poison was invading my lungs, eating away every inch, every cell of it. This is happening. Right here. Right now. This time Adrian cursed out loud as he picked up his speed, tightening his grip on me. As each second passes, the pain increases but this time the rest of my organs started to catch on fire one by one. Then my skin. Blisters formed. Each centimeter of my body was crying out in pain, begging for mercy. I wasn't ready. Not now. Another dread howl forced its way out of my mouth.

Lady-Lou was rejected by her mate, Alex at sixteen. Not only that her older brother and sister, seems to enjoy making her life more miserable as it is along with the others in the Greenwood Pack. Betrayed and broken hearted, she decides to run away as far as possible, throwing her past along the way. Two years later, she’s back but this time she’s not the same weak Lady-Lou. In fact she’s now known as Cherry Ashton, the third in command of Crescent Pack, the second largest and powerful pack in the world. But what would happen when her past starts to catch up with her along with the truth and secrets that seems to be thrown her way? Will she run away or face reality?

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Kaydie Smithson is that girl that everybody thinks is perfect, she's the cheerleader captain and comes from a wealthy family. Liam is a cage fighter who is seen as a bad guy at school. What happens when their paths cross and Liam asks Kaydie to ditch her Miss Perfect image and be his dance partner?