Deal Bill Cipher x Reader Y/n lives in the town of Gravity Falls, working at the Mystery Shack with her best friends. When her dreams and everyday life starts getting interrupted by a triangular dream demon who loves to make deals, things begin to change.... WARNING: language, smut, humour (this fanfiction has smut so reader discretion is advised...please enjoy!)

Okay basically this is a poem (I think) about how much it pisses me off that things like depression, eating disorders, and anxiety have turned into a huge joke. Unless you have gone to a fucking doctor and have been diagnosed with the disorder, YOU DON'T HAVE IT. So stop treating it like some cute fashion trend because it's not. Stop your stupid pro-ana shit. Stop your dumb secret accounts because all your doing is mocking people who actually have the issues. Mental disorders are caused by chemical changes in the brain, NOT because your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you. So get off Tumblr and get into real life where people have actual problems. Trust me, I understand why people do this kind of thing but the more aware you are of what you're doing, the better. If you're unable to go to a doctor then I'm sorry because that really sucks but at least try to find some help. If you have the ability to go a doctor and claim you have a mental disorder but you still don't go, news flash, your disorder is just a cry for attention so please stop turning a serious issue into some cute thing you post pictures about. Depression and sadness are completely different. Anxiety and fear are completely different. Abuse and discipline are completely different. Eating disorders and skipping meals are completely different. So please do everyone a favor, and GET HELP or stop faking.

**Originally named Dahvie Vanity is my Brother...and Amy Lee is my Mom!** Ecstasy Hampton: adopted and clueless of her birth family. When she goes to the mall and meets Blood on the Dance Floor, befriending the two men, she figures out she's Dahvie Vanity's sister. And that Evanescence's lead singer Amy Lee is her mother. She knows her life will never be the same, but she never could've expected this. And what sparks between her and Jayy Von Monroe, her brothers best friend? Read on!

This is the one and ONLY book where you can read horror stories about Weeaboos! A lot of these stories come from generous contributers around the web. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the creepy horrors that weeaboos do!