A bunch of unofficial headcanons (well, duh, of course they're unofficial; they're headcanons) and scenarios for our embarrassing, no-life, dumb ass, trashy NEET boys. May contain BLmatsu, please copy. MAY CONTAIN BLMATSU. Jeez, these antis are so worked up, that I can't even write a story without getting anxiety and adding a warning. not trying to offend antis, by the way. we should just all be one big happy family. (I don't own the cover's artwork so credits to the lovely artist. I only own the the edits made.)

NicoB is about to start his new job as a night security guard at P.F. Chang's. What could possibly go wrong? Cover art by Label-Your-Best on Deviantart. (http://label-your-best.deviantart.com/) Story featuring NicoB (https://www.youtube.com/user/NicoB7700)

Professor Dekapan invents a new potion that can revert someone's age, turning them back to their youth. Iyami somehow gets his hands on this concoction thinking he could get famous for his "youthful beauty". A mishap happens and it ends up in Chibita's oden. The now infected oden is coincidentally in some of the Matsuno brothers' dish, thus causing some of them to reverse their age.