"You can call me daddy."
"You cannot be fucking serious."
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"This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.
The most beautiful girl I had ever seen refused to go out to dinner with me, and for weeks I wondered why until she finally decided to speak up about her experience, and wear a pair of tight pants.
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