Once upon a time lived a teletubbie named Poopsie and den she farted and became a furby. Her name wuz changed to Mama. If u don't read dis Mama will turn u into a teletubbie and eat all ur cheese Warning: Strong dose of Stupidity and crude humor

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

I hate my life.