TRASHSCARF HAS MOVED TO ROYAL ROAD, same name, same author. Thanks! A cheerful, funny, cozy sort of whimsical fantasy, like Hitch-Hiker's Guide/Discworld. No smut, just some bad puns and dumb jokes, lots of obscure references, some actual Interesting Facts, a bit of Discordian philosophy, and a guy with a talking mustache. If you'd like to see this story continue, drop me a note! Thanks!

random items that I've written over time

In a world where all the gods of myth and legend are real, 8 year old Suzy Miller's having some trouble finding the deity that'll answer her prayers. When she finally discovers her god, it's not what she expected.