this is the funniest shiz you will ever read, at least when GOTD is here. me,mdh, my sister, mb4u, bestfriend, GOTD, and other people write this stuff from the goodness of our hearts to make you laugh. so sit back, relax and laugh!!!

She was never a normal child. before she had learned to walk the Villagers had an unexplainable fear of her. Her life was at a turning point, and unwittingly she chose the path that would take her where so many others had turned their backs and walked away. let there be light, let there be blood, to she who saved a life.

Danielle Young is Emily's sister. Her father abuseed her and kicked her out. She goes to live her sister, where she meets Jacob Black. She is sucked into the supernatural world of shifters and vampires. As she falls in love with Jacob, his heart is drawn to Bella and Danni. Jake begins to give only a sisterly affection to Bella. WHat happens when Bella goes pchyco and leaves Edward for Jacob? Will thier love survive or will Bella ruin things for Jake and Danni?

Jacob and Olivia (Liv) Uley have been best friends since fourth grade. They were in a fight about the Pack because Jacob was in it and Olivia knew nothing. Then Olivia phases and everything goes back to normal. Then Bella Swan comes to Forks and her bloodsucker leaves her. Jacob tries to make her better, even though he's imprinted on Liv, and Liv's imprinted on him. THen the bloodsucker comes back and Jacob gets all depressed when Bella chooses the vamp. Bella keeps visiting and Jacob ignores Liv wheneveer Bella's around. Will Olivia have enough and end it? Or will their romantic feelings for eachother surface?

Ava Wilson has no idea she's as special as Harry Potter, she has no idea who her father is or why she feel a strange pull toward a Slytherin boy, Draco Malfoy. Will Ava have to fight against her dark side? Or will she surrender to it? Read and find out :) A special thanks to FlamingOreos, who created the story cover! Thanks again! :)

When Bella Swan moves into town she immediately captures everyone's attention. Especially the attention of the Cullen Family. A new family member, different then any you have ever seen before, joins as the third Cullen sister. This is her adventure.

~~~ People change, Memories don't ~~~ Elizabeth Masen is a free-spirited vampire with a very special gift: being able to force people do act at her will. But behind her smile, she hides dark secrets, about her brother she claimed she'd forgotten and about loves she's lost. To return to her family, Eliza finds herself in Forks, a town unaware of the creatures that live there. But fitting in with the Cullens turns out to be anything but easy and she's faced with her past once again. Will she run away again, or fight for a new future? Cover by dawnxx

What if Renesmee had a twin? Would she feel left out as her family focused on her twin? Would they be treated equally? Will she change the outcome of the fight between the Cullens and Voultri?

What if Bella had two children, not one like she expected? This is the story of Mercy Cullen, the unwanted child of the Cullen Coven.

She didn’t know what she was doing. Now she can’t reverse her actions. She has to live with this for the rest of her life. She wishes she knew the consequences. Now it’s too late. It only took once.