Rebecca tells Pinterest about the flowers Disney taught them about in daycare and Pinterest offers her to make a bouquet of them. "Another proof they stole my concept. But I loved it." - Hetalia, anime fandom division of Tumblr inc.

Hetalia is being haunted by belated nightmares. When the bad dreams start affecting his professional life, he seeks help with Tumblr (instead of cunsulting a real therapist), who in exchange tells him a story of deception, broken friendships, possesion, near-death experiences and memory loss.

It's been many years since Tumblr started working at Computer Corp. When the browsers introduce her the idea of giving fandoms ('those jobless creeps that use your services' as they put it) a job in a subsidiary company, she decides that it's a job just for her.

This is the story that started it all. Summer 2015 little 7th grade Jess decided to write a sitcom about websites as humans. Though the beginning was mostly meme references, as elements of plot were slowly introduced it became much more. I'm not saying it's good, I'm just saying it happened. Oh, and if you're looking for the original description, here it is: Have you ever wondered the craziest thing a website would ship? A wizard and a house elf? A vampire and a werewolf? A blade of grass and a butterfly? Those all pale in comparison to what this book will have you shipping: the websites themselves. In a world where all popular social media, news, etc. websites are humans, watch Google, Yahoo, Bing, Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and even wattpad, as well as many others deal with age old rivalries, obnoxious new coworkers, and even find love in this ever changing world of the internet. SEASON 2: https://www.wattpad.com/story/75010634-antisocial-media-season-2 PRESENTING THE FANDOMS: https://www.wattpad.com/story/67035135-presenting-the-fandoms OFFICIAL TUMBLR: http://ptf-and-asm.tumblr.com/

This is where things get interesting. AKA, 8th-grade-Jess gets tired of writing exclusively meme references and decides to expand the universe of her story and get deep into the characters' personal lives... but they're still websites so what's up with the instagram update LOL. Writing a complex arc where we find the truth about Facebook murdering Myspace gave me my first experience with burnout, resulting in ending the series with no resolution and just a couple of drafts that didn't live up to my standards. Three years later, I decide to reread Antisocial Media and feel like an entirely different person from the one who wrote it. I decide to post an update for anyone who still follows me and think it would be funny to do it in-character, but that idea grows until we get an early version of After These Messages, a project any new readers are probably just here because of. It won't be exactly like Antisocial Media season 3, but it kind of is. Anyway, if you want the original description for season 2 here it is: When the entire office gets an update to Windows 10, all the websites' lives get turned upside down. A new browser named Microsoft Edge, daughter of the infamous Internet Explorer, has no idea how the complex world of Computer Corp functions, and none of the websites want to deal with telling her, especially not DeviantArt. Watch all your old favorites as well as some new websites deal with all new challenges as they learn to exist in the beautiful yet problematic world of the internet. SEASON 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/47741023-antisocial-media-season-1-wattys2016/parts PRESENTING, THE FANDOMS: https://www.wattpad.com/story/67035135-presenting-the-fandoms OFFICIAL TUMBLR BLOG: http://ptf-and-asm.tumblr.com/