An alternate timeline with a very distant future, where the planet earth has been corrupted (not entirely) and a majority of remaining people managed to survive the destruction of it. Now, the earth has been completely turned into a place where humanity is at stake. Will the human race carry on or is it the end of everything?

ty for reading I guess

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀

Meet typical tumblr white bitch Kit Kat Fabberdeen, District 12 tribute for the annual "The Hipster Games" A game where 24 basic hoes are flung into a heartless arena and are made to fight till death for the ultimate prize of - Unlimited Starbucks. Our heroine Kit Kat must show her skills in credit card slicing, stiletto stabbing to win the prize, the games and the hearts of the Captiol citizens. She faces the brutal challenges of no wifi, fake wannabes, cheap eyeshadow, an annoying Mexican baker, but the real question is - will she survive? _______ If you loved "The Hunger Games" and you love parody fanfics then this is the book for you!

i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4