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Tense by howtosellmysoul
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"I love you." "Oh?" "In a non-bro sort of way, y'know? Full homo." ~~~ Kai and Roan are a lot of things. Best friends, football players, straight A students, future roommates, and so on. Read what happens when a kiss adds something new to the list. ~~~ [This is a FREE book with paid exclusive chapters.] [bxb] [Marked mature for sexual content.]
Enforcing Boundaries by NiaFalken
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Magnus only ever wanted to protect his family, but in protecting them, he won himself the title of alpha of the Tourmaline pack. Now the position he never meant to win may be in jeopardy. Lachlan is a human with supernatural problems and he's been on the run from them for a long time. He's always worked to carve out a normal human life for himself, but fate has other ideas. Both have to learn what they're willing to let go of and what they'll fight to keep. Boundaries Series (all can be read standalone): 1. Shifting Boundaries (complete) 2. Enforcing Boundaries (complete) 3. Crossing Boundaries (complete) Spin-Off: 4. Resonant (complete) 5. Everlasting (complete)
In Love With My Mobster Best Friend (mxmxm) by eternitytotry
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[Complete] A mxmxm, mobster threesome story: I have been pretending that I didn't know. I've been pretending that I believed his lie that he was just a simple businessman. But I knew the truth. I knew the truth because we have been friends for ten years now, and these things, you just don't overlook. I've known my best friend since we were fifteen. We've lived together since we were sixteen. It's hard not to see the changes in someone when you see them every day, every night. But he seems to believe that he's had me fooled. But that's alright. I had my own secret too. I was in love with my mobster best friend. A/N: This is a story of a romance between three men. Feel free to click away to another story if this is an uncomfortable topic for you. Best Rankings: #1 in malexmale #1 in gay #1 in threesome #2 in hurt #9 in comfort
Fools by bert3005
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Sam Moretti is new to Crestfield High, so first impressions are everything, right? What happens if your first impression is spilling iced coffee all over hot-headed Noah Wright? Noah Wright has issues. With an alcoholic father and absent mother, he struggles to see any light at the end of the tunnel, but he's accepted that with a bad attitude. Sam Moretti has one issue; he can't stop thinking about Noah. But, as he's been told, only a fool would fall for Noah... but Sam's not too sure if he cares. *** Highest Ranking: #1 in gay #1 in bxblove #1 in comingoutofthecloset #2 in LGBT #2 in boyxboy #2 in fluffandsmut #3 in Mature #3 in teenromance ⚠️Warning: This story contains mature themes, physical/verbal abuse, drinking, drug use, mental disorders, and A LOT OF GAYNESS!! Read at your own risk.
Claustrophobia (BxB) ✔ by sweetcaressesofmay
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''Ian Romero, the person I hate the most in the whole wide world. He turned the entire school against me, and then just left me alone in the hell he created.'' There's no one Cody Walker hates more than Ian Romero, who is the reason he has been bullied for years. Cody thought things would be different in university, but turns out there won't be just his three bullies, but also Ian, who he hasn't seen in years. Ian, who doesn't understand how far-reaching consequences his actions have had, is baffled by the deep hatred Cody has towards him. They become enemies, and piece by piece the truth behind Cody's actions starts to clarify to Ian.. CW: bullying, violence 2021 (original)
Kidnapping the WRONG Brother [MAN X MAN] by SeekingAndromeda_
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Cole's life has never been his. For as long as he could remember, his one job in life was to play the role of a copycat. He's had to pretend to be his older brother as soon as his parents realized the two looked very alike to one another despite not being twins. His birth wasn't planned nor wanted so what better way to make use of an unwanted child than to constantly put their life in danger? He swears his parents had the most fucked up logic he's ever heard of but this is his life and it'd continue to be that way until the day one of his brother's assassins finally succeeded in killing him. Well, that's what he thought until he was kidnapped by the Azure Dragon's group and encountered their boss, Eros. Not caring much about who he was, Cole punched him. Yup, he punched one of the largest mafia groups in the U.S.' boss right in the face. But who knew that one punch would, instead of ending his life, change it? --------------- "I have to pee" I said monotonously to the guard in front of me. I could immediately tell he thought that I was hoping to be led to a bathroom so I can find an escape, but I didn't need a bathroom. The bucket would do just fine. And as expected, that's what was given to me. I had relieved myself a few times in the dingy little thing unfortunately but, rather that than piss myself. "You go in there" he said and I looked down at my tied legs. "How am I supposed to pee with my legs tied?" I said and he looked at me confused. "My dick is small" I said holding up my pinky for emphasis and the guy gave me a disgusted look. "Make it quick" he said gruffly after untying my legs and helped me stand up. "Can you turn around?" I asked as I saw the man was just standing there. "No" he said. Whatever, his nose not mine. [Completed. 125k words]
Lover for Pay: The Escort & the Teacher (manxman) by JosslynWho
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After coming home for the first time in four years, London Dawncraft takes responsibility for looking after his younger brother and sister. To make sure they have the money to get by, he acts as a male escort for anyone willing to pay his pricey fee. When rich man Marbell Matthews pays for a night, he thoroughly surprises London with his demands. But there is more to Marbell than money and a 'daddy kink', and this escort can't help himself from falling into such an alluring lust for love. AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you're not a fan of DADDY KINK, versatile relationships, masculine bottoms and smaller tops, I suggest NOT reading any further. If you're going to kink shame, go away!!! Read the tags and enjoy. Also, I do not own any of the rights to the pictures used to display the likeness of the characters throughout the book. xoxox
Impress Me Not: The Handyman by Saturn_Passion
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"Is there anything you can't fix?" they all watched the man ask on the screen. "His heart!" Will yelled, popping some more chocolate into his mouth. "You know they can't hear you, right?" Benny asked, watching his coworker in amusement. "Hey," he put a hand out. "If people can yell at the screen of guys throwing or kicking a ball around, I can yell at this." *** Nicholas Bennet is a man that doesn't like being tied down. As the states richest bachelor, he's used to getting whatever he wants, including all the women who's hearts he broke. It's easy to impress them when he's made out of money, and got looks to match. But what happens when there's someone who won't be impressed by him? Someone who looks at him as if he's just a normal person with an unexciting life? Someone who makes him want to impress him? What happens when it's a man? *** COMPLETED
Working For The Prince (BxB)✔ by DarkSparx
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When Asher shows up late on his first day as a castle servant, he learns that the prince and staff are now under a curse that can only be lifted if his new boss finds someone to marry. Desperate to keep his job, he offers to help find a suitable wife and begins bringing women back to the castle. Yet, the more he gets to know the arrogant prince, the harder it is to keep his promise. This is a BL twist on "Beauty And The Beast". Story Length: [92,000 Words] Top Ratings: #1 in Haunted #1 in spell #1 in Beast #1 in Humor Rated Mature for sexual scenes, violence and language. Warning for this being an unedited rough draft.
A Wall Between | ✓ by overlordpotatoe
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Eighteen year old Sasha isn't ready to live independently, but his parents didn't give him any choice. Too anxious and unsure of himself to really live, he sits alone in his tiny apartment and tries to stay distracted. He stays quiet, hoping to go unnoticed by the world. Next door, Cooper shares an apartment just as small with his two roommates. He knows his friends love him, but he's loud and impulsive and easily distracted, and sometimes he feels like a burden. He thinks the apartment next to theirs is empty, until one day he hears a sound from next door...