❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

*These were written WAY back when so there might be mistakes. I do apologize for them.* Haven't seen a lot of these so I decided to make my own. ENJOY but beware lol. DONT FORGET TO VOTE!!!

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

Because let's face it, there are plenty of things that make me mad. I'm sorry if I offend you. No I'm not. #81 in Random as of 4/1/17 (not a joke) #152 in Random as of 3/31/17 #186 in Random as of 1/24/17 #200 in Random as of 12/15/16 #215 in Random as of 12/7/16 #287 in humor as of 9/10/16 #353 in humor as of 9/8/16 #389 in humor as of 8/22/16

"All hail Jibooty" Delicately hand picked from Google, Pinterest and my brain......well, mostly Pinterest and Google... And no. Jin's dad jokes have not been included because I don't want anybody to die of uncontrollable laughter! ;)

INFIRES！(❀◦‿◦)

|COMPLETED| You will now enter a weird world of Bangtan replying to your texts. It has jams i promise ("^_^) ©_Erizlle 06/23/17: #18 in Fanfiction

|REQUESTS OPEN| A collection of BTS jokes, scenarios, etc~ This book will compile my own ideas and ideas from others (there will be credits)~ Hope you enjoy the Bangtan Dorkiness~ Highest Ranking: #286 ©JeonSaeHyun

EVERYTHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE.