Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Sometimes, guys tease you because they like you; and sometimes, they're just jerks. And in Gracelyn's case, Phoenix is just a jerk. Or at least, she thinks he is. Cover by Wattpad user @escapists

PART 3: Harry & Olivia's epic love story continues.. What happens when the honeymoon's over?

PART 2: The story of Liv and Harry continues as we see their relationship tested and tried in ways they wouldn't have thought possible. Are they strong enough to withstand all that is trying to tear them apart? WARNING: Contains sex scenes & drug use

Immensely private Olivia has her world turned upside down when it collides with Harry, a critically acclaimed musician with stardom in his grasp. Together they navigate the obstacles of love, fame, heartbreak and the bond of friendships that keep it all together. Part 1 of 3 [#1 Fan Fiction 12 Sept 2018] - MATURE CONTENT Reader comments: "ok wow wow wow I loved that book and read it all in 24 hours. I loved it thank you thank you for crafting such a beautiful and, at times, frustrating story but all the frustration shows the depth of the world you've created and I was only annoyed because I wanted to see these characters I'd grown to love find happiness" - @frogdaddy "That was breathtaking, beautiful, amazing, wonderful, lovely, adventurous and all in all magnificent!! I'm in tears.. My heart can't handle this.. I'm gonna read the 2nd book right now!!!" - @ingeGer "i'M CRYING . BEST BOOK EVER. 11/10 RECOMMEND" - @div3rgeme "MY FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME ON WATTPAD!!!" - @Shinnustar

I was dared to ask him to homecoming. I didn't actually expect him to say yes. + + + New town, new school, new friends- a new start. It's all Olivia could really ask for. Having to move in with her extremely cheerful aunt and her snobby cousin, Olivia's taken by surprise. It's a change, of course. But is it a good one? With a cousin like Vivica, who's one of the popular girls in school, Olivia has to undergo a lot in order to be accepted into that crowd. They're the only people she knows, and she's not exactly a social butterfly. And a part of the pressure that she has to endure includes her having to ask Maddox Finnegan, a considerably misbehaved guy, to homecoming. And she didn't expect him to say yes. And she really didn't expect everything to change because of his answer. + + + COVER MADE BY WATTPAD USER RAPUNZELSMILES

"Everyone knew she was his." ~ Ava and Lucas have been best friends since Lucas saw Ava at the playground when she was 4 years old. She is innocent and shy where as Lucas is more intimidating to everyone other than Ava. Despite this, they do everything together. Where ever one went, the other followed. Never going more than a day without seeing each other, it's safe to say they were inseparable. Now at 16, Ava is forced to spend a year in public school after being homeschooled all her life. How is Lucas going to react with all the new people she is going to meet, especially being so possessive over Ava. However, even though they are best friends, Lucas is keeping a secret from Ava. A big one. Lucas is a werewolf. And Ava is his mate. ~ [SAMPLE - FULL VERSION AVAILABLE ON GOODNOVEL]

Working for a world-leading mafia, Harry knows how to kill, how to hunt his victims, and how to avoid any company of any kind. He's used to a lonely, quiet, and harsh environment. He is the best at what he does. And everything he does becomes problematic when he's assigned to protect the boss's daughter from world-known killers. Catalina tries to understand him, eventually failing because instead she falls for a man so willing to resist her. [Contains Mature Content]

people with autism are overly stereotyped and underestimated, thinking that they could never belong in the same society as the "normal" people. that's what zayn has been told and even believed some of the stereotypes as well. but what happens when zayn unexpectedly begins to fall for a young woman who is autistic named ellie? [interracial] © BookOfBandz 2018 started : (may 25th, 2018) finished : (july 5th, 2018) warning : this story contains ableism, as well as mild language, slight drug use, & slight sexual content.

*This is a FREE book with PAID exclusive chapters* [The Dad I'd Like to F*ck] "You should be careful," Devin said calmly, bending over to scoop Rory into his arms. "This bathtub can get incredibly slippery." "So I noticed," she said dryly. Mortified, she noticed how erect her nipples were. They stabbed the air like tiny knives of arousal and she was positive that Devin had noticed. "I think I can walk now," she said quickly. To her relief, he set her on the ground and reached for her towel. "This is the second time I'm rescuing you," he said, in that quiet way Rory was beginning to recognise as his annoyed tone. "Let's not make it a habit." Rory tightened the towel around herself, wincing from the motion. "I slipped in the tub. Hardly a rescue." A dirty look crossed his face. "I haven't had sex in two years, Rory. Consider yourself rescued..." He turned to leave "...from me." She was speechless. For starters, this had been the longest conversation she'd ever had with Devin Shaw and, secondly, she was positive that he wasn't as crazy as he let everyone believe he was...