Noice Phanfics
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my happy little pill | phan by thenightlockfox
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Dan Howell and Phil Lester have said over and over that "Phan" is not real, and they have never been in a relationship together. They swear it; not even once. But behind the YouTube videos, BBC 1 radio shows and YouNows, what do Dan and Phil do in their private time? Are the fan-theories closer to the truth than Dan and Phil would like to even admit? With so much information about their lives available on the Internet, can they be allowed to keep one little secret? WARNING: CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, SEXUAL SITUATIONS, THEMES OF SUICIDE & SELF HARM. IT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER READERS. Note: Not all images used in this story are made by me, and credit goes to those who made them.
stripper  ☻ phan by djspookyj
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when phil lays eyes on one specific stripper things get heated -idea for this fic given to me by the ever so wonderful @bethseuphoria
Group chat•phan by phan_muke
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Kickthepj added danisnotonfire to the chat Amazingphil: yo Whos dis? Danisnotonfire: hi I'm Dan. Kickthepj: Phil stop talking like you're a gangbanger. Danisnotonfire: nice to meet you Phil :D - Where Dan is added to a groupchat and finds another lil gay boy that takes his interest.
The boy who cried Fire (on hold) by Llamaandlion
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Dan Howell was a typical teenager, he liked loud repulsive music, and fantasised about hot models, and hung out with the cool gangs at school But that all changed when he met Phil Lester, A dorky kid who gets bullied for his weirdness, What happens when Phil pretends to be someone he isn't and befriends Dan on a social networking site?
Insane Love by Llamaandlion
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Dan Howell is chronically ill patient, who suffers from Schizophrenia, which is a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behaviour, leading to faulty perception, inappropriate actions and feelings, withdrawal from reality and personal relationships into fantasy and delusion, and a sense of mental fragmentation. Because of this he is admitted to house care, where he is looked after by Phil Lester, the innocent man with a heart big enough to share. But when Phil starts to develop feelings for Dan can he carry on his job? Or will the love grow too strong? Written by Llamaandlion and @itsmeninetwo
YouTube, baby. by Llamaandlion
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Phil Lester has a daughter. Yep. She was brought into this world by accident, but Phil is determined not to let her feel like an accident. But will it be easy being known as the YouTube baby? Or will Phil's daughter have it easy?
snapchat by rickyblitzz
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[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4
Phan Fairytales by blueberry-writer
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This is just a collection of Phan fairy tales with a modern twist. Hope you enjoy!
Death Note || Phan by HelloAnonymousWriter
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Death Note with a twist. Imagine if the Death Note had fallen into the UK and was picked up by a certain British boy. Well now it's here, with Dan and Phil playing the lead roles - L and Light. (It's going to be a little different to the original - I don't want to make it exactly the same. I do not own Death Note or Dan and Phil bla bla bla...) Warning: Spoilers Cover artist: @Lionluver12 ~HelloAnonymousWriter~
The Lonely Prince || Phan by HelloAnonymousWriter
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Phil Lester hasn't had the best past. He was bullied and tormented because of his sexuality and had no friends for a long time. He then moved to London where he met Chris and PJ who help get his life back on track again. Suddenly he's under a spell when 'The Lonely Prince' - Dan Howell walks into the room and smiles at him. Every time Phil sees Dan he gets butterflies in his stomach. Someone from his past is out for Phil and will do anything to prevent Dan from getting close to him. This is just creative writing. I am in no way suggesting they are a couple although if they were I'd probably die of happiness! Enjoy! ~HelloAnonymousWriter~