Some say love comes in calm waves, gentle and caressing. Not for Eira Bentley. For her, love came like a storm. It snuck up on her and changed her whole life. Eira Bentley had always thought that her life with her mother was as normal as it could have gotten, Unfortunately, waking up with bright green eyes, a crescent-shaped scar, and a naked hot guy can do a lot to change that. * = edited

'Standing up I looked straight at Professor Garrett, smirking evilly. "Hi, my name's Christy Evans and I'm an English major. Let's see," I said tapping my chin in concentration, all the while trying not to laugh out loud, "I'm the leader of a group of intergalactic beings who are here to terminate all those who are deemed too conceited for the good of civilization," pausing I gave Professor Garrett a pointed look of my own, "I live on planet screw you, and I'm allergic to bullshit." Smirking and feeling very satisfied with myself, I waited for Professor Garretts next move. ' -When Christy finds her long term boyfriend isn't who she thought he was, what will she do? She's about to begin college-the same one he chose to go to as well. With the help of her best friends and a new forbidden love interest, can she be persuaded to let go and love again?

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Questions I have on the extraordinary and fascinating creature called WOMAN. :)

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