What would life be like if hands were feet? What would happen if an alien species came to earth? ------------------ This book is full of hypothetical questions and how I would answer them. No chapters are alike... or are they. Please don't expect good grammar and spelling... or should you? And please, please, please, PLEASE, DON'T CLICK READ... or should you...(reverse phycology works wonders doesn't it...............or does it?)

Just random shit that makes me chuckle...

Harry James Potter thinks he has fallen for his best friends sister, Ginny Weasley. What will happen when he try's to make their relationship a reality? WILL his efforts fail? or WILL Ginny fall head over heels in love with him? Read on to find out... - "You are a Lazy, Arrogant, Toe-rag!" - "Am I really worse than the giant squid" - "When will it get into your big egotistical head that I don't like you!" ▪️AU where Voldemort doesn't exist ▪️A hinny/Jily crossover (If you know you know, if not you'll find out) FYI my writing gets heaps better as you go along. Enjoy!! M I L E S T O N E S : ~ Started: 6.1.17 ~ Completed + 10k: 14.6.17 ~ 50k: 22.7.18 ~ 100k: 23.5.20 ~ 150k: 5.3.21 H I G H E S T R A N K I N G S: #3 in Ginny #1 in Hinny #43 in Lily #4 in Weasleys **Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters and stuff you recognise that is all the work of JK Rowling. ∞ ϟ 9¾ ♔ ⚯͛ △⃒⃘

Portals are one of the most interesting travel agents in the universe. They can get you anywhere, anytime, and anyplace. But for Percy Jackson, falling through a fandom portal was the last thing he needed. After being plucked from camp, Percy finds himself on the run through the universe without friends or a way home. All the while a darker plot begins to unfold- one that threatens to entangled the entire cosmos. Falling through time and portals, Percy is the only one who can save it from disaster. And from the looks of it, he doesn't have a say In the matter. Will he be strong enough to fight when hope seems to be lost? Will he tip the balance of fate and save everyone? Will he ever get back to camp and see Annabeth again? Or will he lose everything? Fall in deep with Percy before it's too late. "This is the BEST crossover fanfic I've ever read." -@Lady_Slash "...you are one of the best authors on Wattpad." -@TheNerdyDemigoddess "Your story is great...the only good multifandom story I could find." -@stephaieruthrybolt "I can't even begin to Describe how well written this is, the plot is simply incredible." -@AwesomeAuthorAlyssa "One of the rare moments I am practically ravenous for the next chapter..." -@Solid-Wisp "I really thought this book was innocent in the beginning...but you have made me stay up till all hours of the night." -@Diamond_Destiny "This story is ruining my life, I LOVE IT" -@NoSuchThingAs_Normal "You are a really great writer and sometimes I forget you are not Rick Riordan." -@DemeterPond "Can I just say that this book is actually better than the original pjo(Percy Jackson Series) and also HOO(Heroes of Olympus Series)... I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!" -@qzwzezrztzyzuzizozp "Thus begins one of the best Percy Jackson fics there ever has been, is, or ever will be." -@Good_Night_Lock

Guardians are meant to protect their charges to their dying breath, but what if that guardian is known for doing the impossible? Find out by reading Lunar's Plight!