Got underlining fears that you don't know what to do with? Got insecurities that you know everyone will make fun of you for? Got the nagging feel of the devil crawling from behind? Well, what you need is Scapegoat 7 day and night initia.... retreat! You'll have a great time going in nature, making friends, having the corpses of your sacrfic.... Marshmallows! Roasting marshmallows! Anyways come visit us at Scapegoat. We can't wait to appease our lords with you- I mean have fun with you!

Welcome, to our beautiful Facility. This particular Facility is a safe environment for you to learn to master your special abilities. We customize our education to your set of skills, no matter how advanced or average they may be. Once we have felt that you have mastered your skill you are free to go, but you must stay until then. We have comfortable rooms in which you will be staying, our doctors will keep careful track of your progress both physical and mental. You will have a schedule and rules that you have to abide by. But you needn't worry, they are nothing too extreme. So a warm welcome from me and the rest of our staff, we do hope you enjoy your stay, at Facility 778.