Kageyama Tobio has been an assassin for a while now. He knows to not make friends and to not get attached to anyone. But what happens when he can't help but get attached to an orange-haired boy his age?

These are just some dumb moments in books I've picked up. This 'book' includes dumb moments from fan fictions, school cliché's, super natural people and many more. Warning: Book contains swearing and inappropriateness

(Modern AU) Levi is a police officer working for the SPD (Shiganshina Police Department). Eren is teenage runaway forced into a life of crime to save his makeshift family. What will happen when Eren gets on the hit list of the SPD after robbing a jewelry store to save his friend? OK guys, this will contain smut and some pretty messed up shit so if you're still among the innocent, you better move on. You have been warned. Just a disclaimer, sadly I don't own Attack on Titan, or any of it's characters, and none of the pics are mine unless they look like absolute shit. This is my first fanfic of any kind, so I don't really know how it'll turn out, but I'm about 98% sure it will be awful. By the way, this is my idea (although there is probably a lot out there with the same general basis) and I don't want you guys to steal any of it, so hands off my story, K guys?

(TodoDeku) Todoroki Shouto x Midoriya Izuku (BakuDeku) Bakugo Katsuki x Midoriya Izuku(?) [ONESHOT COLLECTION OF YAOINESS.] Just random types of oneshots. No straight pairings here. JUST YAOI. Don't like yaoi then... just ignore this and bye~

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The title says it all

Erens a senior in high school with a secret admirer. Little does he know his favorite teacher/ crush is into him. Levi will make sure Erens in good hands.....could alternatively be titled the allstate AU

Victim: Calvin Vail Age: 16 years Nationality: Swedish/Asian Hair Color: Auburn Eye Color: Brown Height: 5'9 Weight: 118 lbs Suspect: Gregory Jackson Age: 39 years Nationality: White Hair Color: Brunette Eye Color: Teal Height: 5'11 Weight: 155 lbs If you know anything about the victim or suspect, please contact 911 immediately.

No inspiration for the title ATTACK ON TITAN CRACK This is filled with randomness

Santa!Levi X Elf!Eren ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'You know work nights and shitposts and Richard Nixon Connie who's stupid and Marco you'll sicken But do you recall The most famous ASSHOLE of allllll~?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️ Levi Ackerman is a man who's obviously on the naughty list for his countless amount of bad deeds. Life was well and boring, until he became responsible for the death of Saint Nicholas a month before Christmas. Because of this, the Levi is forced take on the role of Santa Claus until Christmas is over. It's all up to the half elf yet half human Eren Jaeger to make sure the new Santa doesn't fuck anything up.