Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel right here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CSIFKQK Enjoy! Guy

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"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms

THIS IS A COMPLETED NOVEL. Felicia is a quiet, studious girl who happens to be a great beauty renowned for her seclusion. Too bad the portraits her father paints brush away the flaws on her true face. Through her adolescence in the court of Merkh, Felicia has only concentrated on her schooling. As she gets older, her father wants to push boundaries in his work, and the portraits only get more risque. This makes it even harder to fit into the background, already hard enough with a hormonal prince as one of her only friends, putting tension between her and her fianc This drama all changes in the summer before her eighteenth birthday when her country is invaded by a vicious army, led by a young and unhinged general that is somehow familiar. Her structured life falls apart as her father can't find any business and her fiancbrings home a vulgar little street rat of a sorcerer he befriends who is determined to drive them apart for his attention. Her father's legacy becomes clear when a foreign prince demands her hand to keep the peace. His obsession with her portrait may be her undoing, for the face in the painting is not really hers.