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Everyone thought he was afraid of nothing. That was until Shiro found him shaking and in tears after a fear simulator.

Lance McClain and Keith Kogane are cast as love interests in one of the first ever gay rom-coms. Their relationship off-camera begins to parallel their relationship on-camera as the two start to regularly become intimate. However, despite the regular hookups, Lance cannot accept the fact that he has feelings for another man. Keith can only handle Lance's refusal to be in a proper relationship with him for so long. Eventually, he moves on and starts dating other people, forcing Lance to come to terms with his feelings if he ever wants to be with Keith again. WARNING: definitely contains smut ;) alright so this isn't 100% accurate any more just ignore the last sentence

Fairy Tail: Pirates Lucy Heartfilia is a runaway princess, captured by human traffickers and sold off to a man unknown to her. Through all this she escapes and ends up on the pirate ship, Fairy Tail. Welcomed into the crew she discovers new things about the outlawed life of a pirate, the banned magic many aboard seem to posses, and abilities of her own. Amidst this she finds secrets buried within the crew, and especially the Captain, Natsu Dragneel. • • ⚔ • • ©2015 @Infinite_Midnight Started 6/15/15 Completed 8/12/17 [Until continuation initiates] *nalu *mirza *fraxus *gajevy

AU! Katie "Pidge" Holt has lost both her father and he brother, leaving her with her unstable mother. She's extremely tom-boyish and intelligent- not the type boys are into. She's close friends with her coworkers, but she refuses to tell them her past. Her world is flipped upside-down by a veteran with a mechanical arm and broken memory... ~ Lol, sucky description really sucks, idk. Anyway, somehow, my life got sucked into a plethora of anime all at once and this one (Voltron: Legendary Defender) is screaming in my head the most as well as Miraculous Ladybug and Hetalia (totally different plotted animes). Anyway, I decided to finally write a fic aboug Pidge and Shiro because I think they are too cute together. I'm still working on shipping other characters. Idk. Anyway, please enjoy. I do not own Voltron: Legendary Defender or any of the characters used in this story aside from whatever ones I for some reason or another decide to make up. Please do enjoy, thanks for reading my crap. (Other couples may be implied and smutty scenes may occur, depending on how this goes. Mainly major fluff and maybe some triggers)