A Carl Azuz onshot dedicated to my girlfriend. Title inspired by Rick Astley or some garbage. Don't hurt me. You were the most popular girl in school. You had many admirers. But you only had eyes for one anchorman.

Carl Azuz is just a regular news anchor for CNN Student News, that is, until you come into his life.

Some nerd who loves CNN student news finally meets Carl Azuz

A brief description of what happens when Carl Azuz dabs... Through poetry!