"Can you get off of me?" "We gotta stop meeting like this." Or the AU where Zayn is the Bradford bad boy, that sells drugs and runs night clubs. Niall is an innocent 17 year old who maybe the next Albert Einstein. Both of their lives are turned upside down when Zayn literally falls for him.

"why do you wear a paper bag over your head?" "please don't talk to me I have the confidence of a chicken nugget..." Or the AU where Zayn is a drug lord and Niall hides his face. *don't worry it's not angst it's comedy ;)* (Sometimes it's lower case, sometimes I actually have time to edit)