I got bored and made character then used it as a self insert :/

Duck and Tape here! Welcome to the Hall of Pranksters, where YOU- that's right, YOU- will be given a chance to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Kidding. We don't have that kind of money. Buuuut we do have this AWESOME book where you are challenged to do lyrics pranks, created by us! Are you brave enough to take our pranks??

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.